Friday, May 07, 2010

Things I’ve Learned from Reading Blogs

Pharmacists are as just as pissed off as postal workers, but are a lot better at not acting on it.

It’s not a good idea to install an automatic shower cleaner without warning your spouse.

A lot of nurses hate National Nurses Week and being portrayed as warm, fuzzy huggers.

This woman is more clever before she has her first cup of coffee than most people are at the high point of their day.

The First and Last Patient of the Day/Night is a popular topic for doctors and nurses who blog.

There are extraordinary people out there who somehow manage to keep going in the face of problems that would make most people pull the covers over their heads and give up.

There are some truly twisted little old ladies out there.

Some doctors don't know crap about crap. (Colace, a stool softener, will only help prevent constipation, not cure it.)

Other doctors know way too much about other crap having to do with rectums and colons.

Other peoples' kids and cows rarely tire of a guy who can do a good, loud Moo.  The same cannot be said of his spouse and kids.

There's money and fame to be had by studying and publishing the obvious.

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